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Lance Armstrong

@shitbiscuit: *I take out both of my balls at airport security* Random guy: *scoffs* “What do you need 2 nuts for?” Me: “Well one is for…
Jim Acosta on Twitter

@ahmusawi: Lance Armstrong doping was cheating? No. No. That was about America first https://t.co/rt1P9XCw6C

@ahmusawi: Lance Armstrong doping was cheating? No. No. That was about America first https://t.co/rt1P9XCw6C

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@decentpatter: The next Lance Armstrong... https://t.co/iEGTsI4wOa

@decentpatter: The next Lance Armstrong... https://t.co/iEGTsI4wOa

@tonyhawk: TSA agent (staring intently): I’m trying to figure out who you look like before checking your ID. Me: ok TSA: that cyclist Ar…
@austin360: Running the 2019 @austinmarathon? @lancearmstrong is going to try and pass you. https://t.co/VTMuhaUYLI
@herkyleese: Hey @etrade @TDAmeritrade when you find your FTD's just go to Celedon. That threat sounds like what Lance Armstrong said…
@Big_Headers: Come on Brexiters - isn't it time to give poor Lance Armstrong his medals back? I mean, we know he cheated, but we don't…
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The next Lance Armstrong... https://t.co/iEGTsI4wOa

The next Lance Armstrong... https://t.co/iEGTsI4wOa

Lance Armstrong owns a coffee shop called Juan Pelota Cafe. "Juan" is a homophone for "one" and "Pelota" is a Spanish word f…
Collected: 31 Oct 18
Lance Armstrong's former team manager gets lifetime ban from cycling https://t.co/5479UsnsFG https://t.co/l4BkNlR5FC
Collected: 26 Oct 18
Jim Acosta on Twitter

Lance Armstrong doping was cheating? No. No. That was about America first https://t.co/rt1P9XCw6C

Lance Armstrong doping was cheating? No. No. That was about America first https://t.co/rt1P9XCw6C

Hey @GOP Winning is not everything. Ask Lance Armstrong. You are being led into ruin. Winning at all cost will cost you e…
Collected: 27 Oct 18
Democrat Brenda Snipes of Broward County is the Lance Armstrong of ballot counters. #StopTheSteal
Collected: 9 Nov 18
Celebrating the longest bull market ever without mentioning 10 years of artificial stimulus and intervention is like ce…
Collected: 22 Oct 18
Mytake on #FFP, #MCFC & #PSG. Allegedly; Signed up to the rules? ? Systematically & deliberately broke them? ? Hidden it…
Collected: 7 Nov 18
Lance Armstrong could have been ripped off his tits and I’d have beat him uphill on a Grifter if this fucking thing was after…
Collected: 31 Oct 18
Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong #ALDUBForKeeps #VMPeoplePower
Collected: 23 Oct 18
@TropALDUBMCAU @TropALDUB @AIFam16 @iam_ginghs @ALDUBVISAYAS @ls_maiden0712 @Poreber2018 @CoraMarcelo1 @Obra_ADN2018 @AM…
Collected: 4 Nov 18
?Meet our 2019 #AustinGivesMiles Charity Chaser: @lancearmstrong! Training for the #AustinMarahthon has begun and we'…
Collected: 19 Nov 18
Lance Armstrong, Brian Williams, Barry Bonds, Benedict Arnold, OJ. #peopleItrustmorethanmichaelavanatti
Collected: 13 Nov 18
@TimesSport @OliverKayTimes Man City, the Lance Armstrong of the football world Just as valid, right back to doping Mancini & t…
Collected: 11 Nov 18
@TropALDUB @AIFam16 @iam_ginghs @AMInaticsOFC @Obra_ADN2018 @ALDUB_POETweets @ALDubFTnQT @SONATAZ @ALDUB_inARTeam @aldub…
Collected: 29 Oct 18
Lance Armstrong’s former manager Johan Bruyneel banned from cycling for life | https://t.co/fw1WijxCeG https://t.co/CID8…
Collected: 25 Oct 18
Lance Armstrong's former team manager has been banned from cycling for life https://t.co/2BhAiWeKXT via @CNNsport https://t.co/CF…
Collected: 25 Oct 18
*I take out both of my balls at airport security* Random guy: *scoffs* “What do you need 2 nuts for?” Me: “Well one is for…
Collected: 20 Nov 18
"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something el…
Collected: 18 Nov 18
Lance Armstrong Cugat with players “Doping isn’t cheating..”
Collected: 15 Nov 18
@marcorubio Hey lil Marco - Lance Armstrong CHEATED and lost ALL of his medals FOR CHEATING. You apparently don’t belie…
Collected: 14 Nov 18
Anything is possible. You can be told that you have a 90% chance or a 50% chance or a 1% chance, but you have to believe, and…
Collected: 28 Oct 18
@GameCrate @ChrisWarcraft Talking to Chris Kluwe about toxicity in gaming? Are you going to ask Lance Armstrong about how…
Collected: 21 Oct 18
Lance Armstrong returns in wellness brand Onnit’s testicular cancer fundraising spot #creativeworks https://t.co/uS7NopeEFx ht…
Collected: 19 Nov 18
Sorry, all this sucking off of Man City in the media and even by our own supporters. City's victories are as valid and r…
Collected: 11 Nov 18
The League Table Never Lies, Neither Does Lance Armstrong Recently vs @NUFC , Man Cheaty.. 1) Have broken Hatem Ben Ar…
Collected: 6 Nov 18
“Quit? You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all…
Collected: 6 Nov 18
This is the World watching Lance Armstrong knowing he’s a cheat but ignoring it because he’s enjoyable to watch... #MUFC…
Collected: 6 Nov 18
@BarryGardiner "We respect the referendum result" Shall we return Lance Armstrong's 7 Tour de France winners' medals then, Ba…
Collected: 5 Nov 18
Bradley Wiggins: Lance Armstrong was 'perfect' Tour de France winner. Normal doesn't win you the Tour, writes Brito…
Collected: 29 Oct 18
The 2019 Tour de France route presentation will be broadcasted live on Eurosport in one hour. Looking forward to how wil…
Collected: 25 Oct 18
TSA agent (staring intently): I’m trying to figure out who you look like before checking your ID. Me: ok TSA: that cyclist Ar…
Collected: 23 Oct 18
Hey @etrade @TDAmeritrade when you find your FTD's just go to Celedon. That threat sounds like what Lance Armstrong said…
Collected: 20 Nov 18
Running the 2019 @austinmarathon? @lancearmstrong is going to try and pass you. https://t.co/VTMuhaUYLI
Collected: 20 Nov 18
Come on Brexiters - isn't it time to give poor Lance Armstrong his medals back? I mean, we know he cheated, but we don't…
Collected: 20 Nov 18
The @AustinMarathon Monday announced @lancearmstrong will be next year’s celebrity “Charity Chaser.” #RunAustin19 https://…
Collected: 20 Nov 18
We have just a few tickets left for An Evening With David Walsh. @DavidWalshST is Chief Sports Writer for The Sunday…
Collected: 19 Nov 18
Michael Costello on Twitter

Lance Armstrong..... https://t.co/EoWZmuvqzT

Lance Armstrong..... https://t.co/EoWZmuvqzT

City players in interviews immediately after a match are never out of breath or have a bead of sweat on them. The only oth…
Collected: 11 Nov 18
Babanla on Twitter:

City are nothing more than The Footballing equivalent of Lance Armstrong https://t.co/eB9P3zEzLc

City are nothing more than The Footballing equivalent of Lance Armstrong https://t.co/eB9P3zEzLc

Isn't Trump calling Jim Acosta a rude, terrible person like Lance Armstrong calling someone a cheater. #PressConference
Collected: 7 Nov 18
If Kemp wins the election, he won't be Governor, he'll be Governor*. Pretty much the same way that Lance Armstrong won se…
Collected: 6 Nov 18
City will NOT be stripped of their trophies and relegated over FFP. It’s not similar to Juventus as they were match fixin…
Collected: 6 Nov 18
That’s why I’d prefer Man City to win the league than Liverpool ... every bit of success they have is on a par with Lanc…
Collected: 5 Nov 18
UCI chief condemns Wiggins for labeling Lance Armstrong an 'icon'. Find more here: https://t.co/sakEispITJ #Wiggins #Ar…
Collected: 2 Nov 18
@Card5hark @symmo1969 @bbclaurak Look, Lance Armstrong won those Tours fair and square. You can't take them off him now…
Collected: 2 Nov 18
So I’m thinking, I wear my full cycling gear with a helmet; and put white powder on my nostrils. Go to this party tomorrow t…
Collected: 31 Oct 18
Dr. Rachel McKinnon on Twitter

I'm sure Lance Armstrong will sign https://t.co/4CNFmkzHJ9

I'm sure Lance Armstrong will sign https://t.co/4CNFmkzHJ9

Lance Armstrong's former team manager gets lifetime ban from cycling https://t.co/1aftzI65tw https://t.co/CnpftuTmo9
Collected: 25 Oct 18